Lies Preachers Tell #6

John Baptist (a.k.a. Johnny B) is an endlessly fascinating character, and that largely because of the lies told about him by professing and professional 'believers.' Across the river from where I write this, for instance, there's a 'Saint John the Baptist Catholic Church.' This, in itself, is a lie. If Johnny B were a "saint," he would be in the kingdom of heaven, after all, but according to the King, Johnny's not in. Jesus said, "he that is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than [Johnny B]." (Matthew 11:11)

In Matthew 14 and Mark 6, the story of John Baptist's demise is recorded. Matthew tells a "little white lie" about this event when, in 14:3, he writes, "Herod had laid hold on John, and bound him, and put him in prison for Herodias' sake, his brother Philip's wife." This is a lie inasmuch as, by the time Johnny was imprisoned, Herodias was Herod's wife: not Philip's. Mark records this "little white lie" as being first told by Johnny B, writing in 6:18 "John had said unto Herod, It is not lawful for thee to have thy brother's wife."

Understand: Johnny's usage of the term "lawful" indicates the subject of conversation was law; and exactly because he was arguing law, his calling Herodias Philip's wife is a lie. That is to say, it's a legal perversion. According to law, Herodias could not be referred to as Philip's wife because Herod already had her. Deuteronomy 24:1 & 4 sets the legal bar in such cases thusly: "When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house." And, "Her former husband, which sent her away, may not take her again to be his wife..." This means she could never legally be Philip's wife, again. To state it another way: Johnny B broke the law referring to Herodias as Philip's wife-- a thing she was no longer and could never legally be, again.

Nowhere in scripture are we informed as to how Philip's marriage to Herodias ended, but we can assume it was ended by either death or divorce. Either way, the spirit of the law remains the same, even if the letter changes. Preachers are quick to lie for Johnny B in applauding his misunderstanding of law as a firm grasp of the same, but the truth is: Johnny was wrong. It was precisely right for Herod to marry Herodias: and that according to the law. It was, In fact, even his legal duty as Philip's brother: by the spirit of the law, in the case of divorce; or by the letter of the law, in the case of death. Deuteronomy 25:5 plainly says, "If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger: her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her."

As stated above, if Philip's marriage to Herodias ended-- as it seems most likely to have-- in divorce, then Herod was under no legal obligation to marry Herodias. However, this would mean his marrying her was more laudable than if it had been obligatory, being as it was certainly in keeping with the spirit of the law; not an obligation to the letter of the same. As the apostle Paul wrote: "the letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life." (2 Corinthians 3:6) Johnny B should have applauded king Herod's legal acumen and obedient temperament; not rebuked him as a perverter of law. Johnny B was simply perverting law, and therefore wrong. Preachers who say otherwise lie and pervert law like Johnny B.

In Proverbs 18:21, Solomon wrote, "Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof." Johnny B's life and death bear this out, inasmuch as it was Johnny who-- with the same mouth that made his living-- pronounced death on the Son of God by calling him "the Lamb of God;" and Johnny who ultimately pronounced death on himself when he called Herod's marriage a perversion of law. "What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."

Lies Preachers Tell #5

One of the most pernicious lies which I've heard from too many pulpits is so simple that no one ever utters it more than one way. It is exactly the same, word- for- word, every time I've heard it. It's as if it's written in some scripture which I don't have and have never seen-- because I have no idea where it comes from, but it's always exactly the same. This simple little fallacy is perhaps the most popular of preachers' lies: "We are all God's children."

This lie is not only contrary to sound doctrine: it is decidedly antichrist as well. It was, after all, none other than Christ who told the Jews of his day the "parable of the tares of the field," in which he describes a field of wheat sown with "good seed," which is to say weedless seed, in which it is later discovered that there are "tares" (which is to say weeds) among the wheat. The field hands who discover the weeds come to the householder they work for, and say, "Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares? He said unto them, An enemy hath done this." (Matthew 13:27 & 28)

Later, his disciples come to Jesus and say, "Declare unto us the parable of the tares of the field." Jesus then explains the parable thusly: "He that soweth the good seed is the Son of man; The field is the world; the good seed [the wheat] are the children of the kingdom; but the tares [the weeds] are the children of the wicked one; The enemy that sowed them is the devil... " (Matthew 13: 37- 39) Clearly, by this evidence alone, we are not all God's children. If we were, Cain would be God's child, as well, but the apostle John (in 1 John 3:12) rebuffs this notion with the following declaration: "...Cain, who was of that wicked one, and slew his brother."

Again, Christ told the Jews of his day, "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it." (John 8:44) It's simply a lie-- and an antichristian lie, at that-- to say "We are all God's children."